the cleanse

so, on Monday

i started the Master Cleanse

you start the day drinking 1 qt warm water

& 2 teaspoons sea salt

i am in the bathroom for 2 hours

i can't consume ANYTHING

not even water

it makes me sick

when i fly,

i am too busy to drink the juice

so i am dehydrating

AND

getting a monster headache

so, day 3

no sea water

drink the juice instead

didn't use the pepper on the plane

i don't drink the juice fast enuff

& it got H O T !!!!!

the work dress is getting looser

so it's a good thing

ears & allergies & sinuses

WERE getting better

till i went to Mexico

been up less than 1 1/2 hours

already halfway thru the

first quart of juice