New Diet

i got this from Kathy

i HAD to share it with others

since i laughed so hard

i about fell off the bed when i read it

NEW DIET

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for

my dog and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........

Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse I told her no,

I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't

because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50

pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes

coming out of most of my orifices and I.V.'s in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet

story and she was totally buying it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive

diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or

purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two

every time you feel hungry.

The package said the food is nutritionally complete so

I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the

line was by now enthralled with my story,

particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had

poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt

when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.